Monday, April 21, 2008

RIP Ramen


It's been a wonderful few weeks, but I'm slowly realizing that perhaps you don't really have a place in my diet anymore.

Don't get me wrong. It's not because I'm not poor. And it's not because I don't enjoy the 700 calorie days or the $10/month grocery budget. It's just. Well. There's nothing in you. Except salt. And some carbs, I guess. My body is sending me messages that seem to indicate that it thinks it's about to die.

So, with today's grocery run, I took the first step away from you and towards a better future. A future in which protein and flavor play more prominent roles. Yes, I can hear you saying, "カップル時間食糧を毎日にすることを楽しみなさい."

* But I don't care. I may have to make sacrifices, but that's part of being an adult.

There is a place for you in my heart. Always.

And I still have like 3 packs of you left, so I mean... we'll hang out still.


*Roughly translated, "Enjoy making food for a couple hours everyday."

1 comment:

The Bon Vivant said...

here is an example of a man becoming his own prophet. hurrah! Eat more food, not ingredients!